Remember
Pie Gates?
It's this little video-game from the nineties where you click to smack Bill Gates in the face with a pie -
splat! Proven stress reliever...
Then he started to give his money away through the Bill and Melinda
Gates Foundation. Nowadays, everybody loves Bill.
It is important to be nice, not just rich, I think.
Meanwhile, some dude named Lance Armstrong has built a stellar career as a
doping cyclist. Now that he's been exposed, he has to give up all his Tour de France titles.
I propose a video-game to vent our anger at cheating assholes like him. Call it
Flog Lance.
Meanwhile, here is a modern version of pie gates, lol, in case you've moved on from Windows 95.